REASONS WHY MY MOM STOPPED LETTING ME HAVE SLEEPOVERS AFTER AGE 11

  1. We were watching the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards, friends got so excited about Usher that they broke my TV
  2. @ErinFlaherty peeled a garlic clove and left the remnants all over our living room
  3. Staged a full fledged Hilary Duff concert at 2 AM
  4. Asked mom if we could do arts and crafts when she came downstairs to tell us to be quiet
  5. Dumped a bucket of fancy scarves and glittery dresses (the contents of my dress up box) onto the first friend who fell asleep