THE ADVENTURES OF A DESIGNER USING A VIRUS-INFESTED WINDOWS COMPUTER

My boss asked me to test a website I designed on our old, dusty Dell in the corner. I would rather gouge out my eyes with a fork?
  1. It wouldn't even turn on.
  2. 20 minutes later, and the ball is rolling.
  3. Oh 100% complete? Are you SURE?
  4. ARE YOU SURE
  5. ??????
  6. ?????????
  7. After another 15 minutes, the next challenge was to open up the site in Google Chrome.
  8. Oh good, the site finally loaded! And thank god those giant fake ads are at the bottom just like I designed it.
  9. You wanna go to a link from the nav bar? Well you CAN'T
  10. Let's just go back to the homepage..... oh.
  11. If this site doesn't work out then at least I know I can conquer the throne and crown myself king.
  12. And Gregg is always here to help me if my PC is having issues.
  13. Kill me