The Definitive List of Best Michael Scott Moments

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  1. "Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice... strike three."
  2. "Would a liar bring MINI MOUNDS BARS?"
  3. "Yeah! Okayyy! Dancing! It is a primal art form used in ancient times, to express yourself with the bodyyyyy!"
  4. "Hey Ryan it's your girlfriend... and I'm mad!"
  5. "I have got to make sure that YouTube comes down to tape this"
  6. "Who thought it would be hysterical to give Toby a ROCK for his going away gift???"
  7. "It takes a big man to admit his mistake, and I am that big man."
  8. "Webster's dictionary defines 'wedding' as the fusing of two metals with a hot torch."
  9. "I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend, but that is like trying to be friends with an evil... snail."
  10. "Big butt, bigger heart"
  11. "Look at those wrinkles. Blacks do crack! Not crack the drug"
  12. "Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what,"
  13. (Getting a lap dance, yelling) "DO YOU USE TIDE DETERGENT??"
  14. "Gruel sandwiches, gruel omelettes, nothing but gruel."
  15. "I think if I was allergic to dairy I'd kill myself"
  16. "I don't hate it. I just don't like it, at all. And it's terrible."
  17. "......................................Great Scott!"
  18. "Catch you guys on the flippity flip!"
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  21. "If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."
    Suggested by   @LanaRodz
    Suggested by   @_sarah
  23. Classic
    Suggested by   @becktacular
  24. "I want all the credit without the blame" from the golden ticket episode i forget which season it was.
    Suggested by   @fm
  25. "Early worm gets the.. worm"
  26. Suggested by   @sarahmccoy
  27. Suggested by   @dax
  28. "I hate looking at your face I wanna smash it"
  29. Michael: "Come in and sit in a circle." Toby: "Are we going to sit around Indian style?" Michael: "This is a place of welcoming, and you just get the hell out."
    Season 1, episode 2, Diversity Day. I may have butchered the exact words. Sorry.
    Suggested by   @pili_ervin
  30. "We can't let the pedophile win again!"
    Suggested by   @phaseoutDave
  31. "Creed, your teeth called, your breath stinks"
  32. Lazy Scranton
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  33. I am Beyoncé, always.
    Suggested by   @GramsMadison
  34. When he drags Phyllis' dad's wheel chair down the aisle at her wedding
  35. "Yeppers"
  36. Suggested by   @allysonarno
  37. Suggested by   @gagneet
  38. "Indians do not eat monkey brains. And if they do, sign me up!"
  39. "Oohh, discipline.. kinky"
    S1E1 - never forget the early classics.
    Suggested by   @jesszaffino
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