1. "I wonder what cement company the motel got these mattresses from."
    My dad commenting sarcastically on our crappy motel again.
  2. "Smell this."
    My brother as he shoved a stick of old spice deodorant under my nose.
  3. "I just really don't like those pillows."
    My mom, under her breath, still on about the pillows in the window of the breakfast place I wanted to go to.
  4. "Wait, Sky, if you're here, then that means.... uh oh!"
    Kipp trying to be TV funny.
  5. "Let's shoot some hoops!"
    My hip mom.