Inspired by @taylamb. I just graduated but this was a thing.
  1. "So... you don't want a job?"
    Guess who's got a job!
  2. "Can you draw me?!"
    Yes. Will I though?
  3. "Can you design ____ for me?"
    Once I started majoring in design about a year into art school. Like the very second I started majoring in design. The one exception being when I asked @dylan if I could design his resume because I really wanted to.
  4. "But if you design something for free you get exposure!"
    Shut the fuck up?!?? Shut the fuck up
  5. "That's so cool!"