MY DADS MAGIC TRICKS, RANKED

Greatest to Least
  1. 1.
    Levitating
    This ALWAYS freaks me out. OK DAD, I'M OLD ENOUGH FOR YOU TO TELL ME HOW THIS WORKS! I AM WORTHY!
  2. 2.
    Sawing My Mom in Half
    Didn't think he'd be that kind of guy, but he is! Gets me every time.
  3. 3.
    Escaping from a Sack After Being Thrown In The Water
    What the heck? I was on YouTube one day just searching my dad's name and all of a sudden voila! I'm suddenly watching my dad being thrown in a tied up, burlap sack. Pretty horrifying considering he didn't escape after a while.
  4. 4.
    Mind Reading
    How does he do it? He never fails, never.
  5. 5.
    Straight Jacket Escape
    Oldest one in the book, everyone's seen it. We know you can do it Mark! No need to show off!!