Requested by @icupcake
Things I call my cats, other than Charlie/Crowley
  1. Charlie-bell/Crowley-cakes
    This is when they're actually being nice and I wanna cuddle.
  2. Manson/Hellion
    When they're being brats but in that adorable, omg I love you, kind of way
  3. Shithead/Fucknuts
    When they're doing something annoying but nothing I can't live with.
  4. GingerNinja/CreepyCrawly
    When they're climbing all over my shit and breaking it! Bastards!
  5. MOTHERF**KER!!!
    When they finally succeed in breaking/wrecking something - particularly when I'm in bed and hear the crash.... (No / because they share this one equally)