STAGES OF INFATUATION

  1. 1.
    Omg look at that girl. She's gorgeous. If only I could summon the courage to talk to her.
  2. 2.
    Omg I'm talking to her. She is way too nice to be this pretty. If only I had the courage to ask her out on a date.
  3. 3.
    Omg she said yes. Where the hell am I going to take her for dinner? *opens wallet* Do I even have enough money? Please let it not be a disaster, I don't even need a second date.
  4. 4.
    Omg she agreed to a second date. I wonder if she'd ever kiss me...
  5. 5.
    Omg she kissed me. Does this means she likes me? I wonder if this means she's thought about us...
  6. 6.
    Omg she has. And we did. Hallelujah!
  7. 7.
    Omg she wont return my calls/respond to my texts. This girl is the worst.
  8. 8.
    I wish I never talked to her in the first place. *goes to bar to sulk and drink with buddies*
  9. 9.
    Omg look at THAT girl.