STAGES OF INFATUATION
- 1.Omg look at that girl. She's gorgeous. If only I could summon the courage to talk to her.
- 2.Omg I'm talking to her. She is way too nice to be this pretty. If only I had the courage to ask her out on a date.
- 3.Omg she said yes. Where the hell am I going to take her for dinner? *opens wallet* Do I even have enough money? Please let it not be a disaster, I don't even need a second date.
- 4.Omg she agreed to a second date. I wonder if she'd ever kiss me...
- 5.Omg she kissed me. Does this means she likes me? I wonder if this means she's thought about us...
- 6.Omg she has. And we did. Hallelujah!
- 7.Omg she wont return my calls/respond to my texts. This girl is the worst.
- 8.I wish I never talked to her in the first place. *goes to bar to sulk and drink with buddies*
- 9.Omg look at THAT girl.