THINGS THAT BOTHER ME MORE THAN THEY PROBABLY SHOULD 📂

  1. The sunset/skyline/nature-esque photo with the caption, "not a bad view"
    Just say it was a nice view.
  2. When people leave wet sponges in the kitchen sink
    Gross.
  3. When cables/chords get caught on furniture
    You will never hear me curse more.
  4. Guy Fieri's whole existence
  5. When people leave meat on their chicken wings
    I've learned to distance myself from such people immediately
  6. When girls choose their selfies over the photos of them genuinely having a good time
    You don't realize it, but you just short-changed yourself (and your looks)
  7. An ill-fitted suit
  8. Sent: 3:15pm ... Read: 3:17pm... Response: 11:40pm
    😐