1. what seth meyers thinks of my twitter presence
  2. how long ago i bled through this tampon
  3. why i listened to my horoscope when it told me to rearrange all of my bedroom furniture
    jk i know why
  4. why the last person who used this bathroom stall did not flush their poop & pee or use ANY TOILET PAPER
  5. why snapchat thinks that i don't already know this about robert pattinson