Reasons I audibly groaned today
all before 7am
- •My yoga teacher announced that we were going to "start by standing up today"I feel greatly inconvenienced any time the class doesn't begin with us laying down for 5 minutes
- •I found out that Seth Meyers is 6 feet tallI don't know why I assumed he was shorter but this is just TOO MUCH
- •My roommate reminded me that eggo waffles were recalled because of listeria concerns right after I shoved one in my mouthIs nothing sacred?
- •I counted 23 mosquito bites on my legs and feet
- •I gave myself a black eyeI tried to drink while laying down and dropped my 2 liter water bottle on my face