all before 7am
  1. My yoga teacher announced that we were going to "start by standing up today"
    I feel greatly inconvenienced any time the class doesn't begin with us laying down for 5 minutes
  2. I found out that Seth Meyers is 6 feet tall
    I don't know why I assumed he was shorter but this is just TOO MUCH
  3. My roommate reminded me that eggo waffles were recalled because of listeria concerns right after I shoved one in my mouth
    Is nothing sacred?
  4. I counted 23 mosquito bites on my legs and feet
  5. I gave myself a black eye
    I tried to drink while laying down and dropped my 2 liter water bottle on my face