The Office characters ranked by how much I want to date them

  1. 26.
    Todd Packer
    This choice requires no explanation
  2. 25.
    Creed Bratton
    He would probably murder me for my family jewels.....which don't exist
  3. 24.
    Stanley Hudson
    2 ADULTEROUS 4 ME
  4. 23.
    Roy Anderson
    Blech
  5. 22.
    Robert California
    BLEEEEECH
  6. 21.
    Kevin Malone
    Says "bang" way too much
  7. 20.
    Meredith Palmer
    Parties too hard, I could never keep up
  8. 19.
    Phyllis Vance
    Would leave me for Bob Vance. Also kind of mean sometimes?
  9. 18.
    Toby Flenderson
    I just, I don't know. He wears too much khaki?
  10. 17.
    Angela Martin
    Would think I was a slut for even making this list
  11. 16.
    Oscar Martinez
    Handsome but a complete know-it-all and that's my job
  12. 15.
    Dwight Schrute
    I love him, oh boy do I love him, but we are simply not compatible
  13. 14.
    Darryl Philbin
    REEEEEALLY funny but a little bit too ~chill~, I would constantly question whether or not he was still into me
  14. 13.
    Kelly Kapoor
    Would love to hang out with her but could never actually commit to all of the drama
  15. 12.
    Ryan Howard
    Would definitely let him break my heart a couple of times before finally moving on to bigger and better things
  16. 11.
    Michael Scott
    If it is during his Holly era I would totally date him. If it is during any other era I would not.
  17. 10.
    Clark Green
    Cute and has a nice speaking voice
  18. 9.
    Erin Hannon
    I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY. Ultimately, though, I think we are too much alike and that would be our downfall
  19. 8.
    Gabe Lewis
    He is actually so attractive to me that I feel I could look past any personality flaws
  20. 7.
    Charles Miner
    duh
  21. 6.
    Nate Nickerson
    SO CUTE, SO OVERLOOKED, I ADORE THIS SWEET WEIRDO
  22. 5.
    David Wallace
    The most patient human being on planet Earth. Also very hot and rich
  23. 4.
    Andy Bernard
    Post-anger-management and pre-boat-trip, of course
  24. 3.
    Pam Beesly
    SO BEAUTIFUL, SO SWEET, SO SMART
  25. 2.
    Pete Miller
    AKA Plop. Has literally no discernible flaws 10/10 would love and cherish
  26. 1.
    Jim Halpert
    I mean, what else were you expecting?