Things my massage therapist whispered while rubbing my half naked body

  1. "The bed is heated, you didn't just pee yourself"
  2. "Oh! You smell like a cough drop"
  3. "Oh wow, my finger is caught in your hair"
    .....oh wow?
  4. "I promise I am strong enough to lift your hand by myself"
  5. "Relax your butt cheeks"
  6. "Relax those butt cheeks again"
  7. "Please relax your butt cheeks"
  8. "Did I just give you a wedgie?"