1. Love
    if u really love me u will help me ravage my insides with hot cheetos
  2. The possibility of fewer migraines
    science is fake anyways
  3. More energy
    naps are good
  4. Getting better at yoga
    intermediate 4ever
  5. The promise of a smaller butt
    my cellulite & i are fine thank u
  6. A crush on a boy
  7. Bella Thorne
    not even her rock hard abs can sway me
  8. "Supersize Me"
    and other similar documentaries about healthy eating. i had an eating disorder in high school & would obsessively watch these docs but THEY PHASE ME NO LONGER