Quotes From Uber Drivers That Have Made Me Question My Life
Mostly occurring in Atlanta, GA
- •"You'd make a really good teacher. Are you a teacher? Do you want to meet my son? I live close to the theater."Why am I not a teacher?
- •"Damn, those legs of yours just don't quit."My legs quit walking after 30 feet sir, hence the Uber. Also, I'm wearing wide-legged jeans, are my legs that noticeable? Should I walk more? What's my thigh circumference?
- •"You look like you like Selena Gomez."Why doesn't everyone say this to me????
- •"I almost offered you a water but nah."????? WHAT IS MY THIGH'S CIRCUMFERENCE?
- •"You look like a steak."To be fair, I didn't hear him that well and was too nervous to ask him what he meant, but what is my thigh's circumference?
- •"You girls going to Pure Gold?" [A strip club.]Do I not know how I dress for a concert?
- •"My passcode is 6743. Just unlock my phone and go to my Instagram and you'll see my pictures from Monaco!"If I was an Uber driver, I could go to Monaco?!
- •"You guys going to get brunch?"You can get brunch at 6PM in Atlanta????? I've been living life wrong
- •"Do you need me to move up my seat? You have enough room back there?"What is wrong with my thighs