But I'm not
  1. The convoluted process it takes for me to know my left and right
    I WRITE with my RIGHT hand. Complete with fake air-signature
  2. Sometimes I look at my TimeHop and actually think, "yeah, that WAS a good tweet from 3 years ago."
  3. Liking that new Selena Gomez song/album/life/hair/WHY IS SHE SO PRETTY???
  4. I've actually laughed out loud at the interplay between coaches on The Voice
  5. I actually have watched The Voice