5 SUBTLE WAYS TO FLIRT WITH YOUR CHIROPRACTOR USING 'WIRE' REFERENCES

  1. Compare the flexibility of your thoracic vertabrae to a 40-degree day
  2. Polish a tiny replica of an antique traction table while lying on an actual traction table
  3. Drunkenly pistol-whip someone in the waiting room
  4. Mumble "shiiiiiiit..." as you examine your insurance invoice
  5. Steal the receptionist's cocaine