A CUTE AND QUIRKY VALENTINE’S DAY PRANK
Your sweetheart will never forget this hilarious little joke!
- •On Valentine’s Day, give your partner some anti-malarial pills.
- •Tell your partner that you’ve booked an all-inclusive stay at a Thai resort, and your flight leaves on Friday.Rave about the sun, sand, and unhealthy amount of sex you’ll soon be enjoying.
- •When your partner asks why you’d worry about catching malaria at a resort, shrug.Mumble, ‘I don’t know, mosquitoes. Jesus.’
- •Remind your partner to take one pill every evening at bedtime.Don’t mention anything about the night terrors.
- •For the next five nights, record your partner’s night terrors.Your iPhone should work fine.
- •On Friday morning, tell your partner the resort was demolished by an elephant stampede.
- •Resist the urge to chuckle at your partner’s dismay.Dry any tears and/or nasal mucus.
- •Show your partner some of your new hilarious night terror GIFs.Chuckle.