EAT POTATOES LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHING OR TAKING CREEPY PHOTOS WHILE YOU CHEW

People are willing to endure some terrible things for breakfast. http://slate.me/1UZDwdt
  1. Carly Fiorina went to a diner in New Hampshire for a campaign event.
  2. A lot of people were eager to meet her.
  3. But not this woman.
  4. She was eager for potatoes.
  5. Check it out:
  6. You see that?
  7. Two full eggs left.
  8. Bunch of red meaty stuff, too.
  9. But, like, almost zero potatoes.
  10. Even from across the room, it's clear:
  11. Carly Fiorina is less interesting than potatoes.