EAT POTATOES LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHING OR TAKING CREEPY PHOTOS WHILE YOU CHEW
People are willing to endure some terrible things for breakfast. http://slate.me/1UZDwdt
- •Carly Fiorina went to a diner in New Hampshire for a campaign event.
- •A lot of people were eager to meet her.
- •But not this woman.
- •She was eager for potatoes.
- •Check it out:
- •You see that?
- •Two full eggs left.
- •Bunch of red meaty stuff, too.
- •But, like, almost zero potatoes.
- •Even from across the room, it's clear:
- •Carly Fiorina is less interesting than potatoes.