HOW TO MAKE A PIE IF YOU DON’T REALLY CARE THAT MUCH ABOUT PIE BUT SWEET JESUS YOU’RE HUNGRY AND SAD

  1. Mix flour and sugar in bowl.
  2. Add egg.
  3. Think about pre-heating oven.
  4. Question if it’s worth it.
  5. Sigh.
  6. Scrape mixture into trash.
  7. Open box of Honey Nut Cheerios.
  8. Insert hand.
  9. Eat.