Assuming you’re not deported first.
  1. It has to be a real place.
    Looking at you, Middle Earth
  2. It cannot be a United State of any variety.
    Looking at you, Virgin Islands.
  3. Pictures please! 📸
  4. Prince Edward Island, Canada
    Aka ima be Anne of Green Gables.
    Suggested by   @marymurphy
  5. Calf Island, Nova Scotia, Canada
    A 26 acre private island for sale for $165,000. I've done some research.
    Suggested by   @yikes
  6. Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
    How lovely to have a giant wall between him and my family!
    Suggested by   @jenward
  7. Ottawa, Ontario!
    Bonus: half of my family lives here and I'm a Canadian citizen. Supes easy for me to move. Peace out America! ✌🇨🇦
    Suggested by   @theresabulger
  8. Lyon, France
    I'm actually moving there anyways for school. Might as well become a citizen...
    Suggested by   @ashes2ashes
  9. Hogwarts
    Suggested by   @poweronyourvcr
  10. My family's beach house in Nicaragua
    Suggested by   @Carditwins
  11. Rio de Janeiro, Brasil
    because my mom's entire side of the family lives there and I have a dual citizenship so moving there is a lot easier 🙏🏾
    Suggested by   @ana
  12. Barcelona baby
    Suggested by   @ricn
  13. @jessknuckey 's place sounds nice or I'm sure @jpbateson or @sally_lee would have me! 🙂
    (I don't have pics yet- my satellites are working on it)
    Suggested by   @kate81
  14. Glacier Waterton National Park
    Just across the border in Canada
    Suggested by   @timc
  15. Next to Ted Cruz, so hopefully I'll be his next victim
    Suggested by   @destiel
  16. Thessaloniki, Greece
    Suggested by   @culture_czar
  17. Vancouver
    Because Canada.
    Suggested by   @warman
  18. Reykjavik, Iceland
    Suggested by   @aorozco10
  19. Ok to Iceland.
    Suggested by   @julezbook
  20. New Zealand
    Suggested by   @alisdee
  21. Dubai, UAE
    Suggested by   @ZR
  22. Ireland
    Irish accents 😍😍
    Suggested by   @audreypalumbo
  23. Prague
    Suggested by   @audreypalumbo
  24. A bomb shelter.
    I stand by this decision.
    Suggested by   @LittleMsOvershare
  25. Heaven
    I can't be the only one
    Suggested by   @haljoymart
  26. Off a cliff
    Suggested by   @monetizabeth
  27. Belgium
    Suggested by   @jetfuelliz
  28. The British Virgin Islands
    Cause my husband is English, but doesn't like England.
    Suggested by   @cordeliane
  29. Seoul, South Korea
    Seoul, baby! Keep in mind that Seoul is roughly 35 miles south of the DMZ. I'd rather be 35 miles away from NORTH KOREA than be anywhere near President Oompa Loompa.
    Suggested by   @Branypoo