IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE PERSON NARRATE YOUR AUTOBIOGRAPHY, WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE?

To make things interesting:
  1. The person must be well-known.
  2. The person must be alive.
  3. The person cannot be Morgan Freeman.
  4. Stephen Fry
    Suggested by   @kateod
  5. Martin Sheen... Definitely Martin Sheen!! Or Samuel L. Jackson
    Suggested by   @jeffnewman
  6. Lauren Graham if she can do a convincing British accent
    Suggested by   @bookishclaire
  7. Melissa Fumero
    She's got a great voice that's not too melancholy or soft, but it's also not extremely unique. Like an average girl-next-door voice just a little more special 👌.
    Suggested by   @LizDawson
  8. Kristen Schaal
    Suggested by   @rmvega
  9. Stephen merchant
    Suggested by   @solena
  10. Dean Winters
    He's Mayhem for the Allstate commercials ❤️❤️
    Suggested by   @SharinaWunders
  11. Jennifer Lawrence
    Suggested by   @quixotic
  12. Emma Stone
    Suggested by   @binxymeehan
  13. Or maybe Emma Thompson but with a slightly less posh accent
    Suggested by   @bookishclaire
  14. Aziz Ansari
    Great delivery. Love the audio version of Modern Romance
    Suggested by   @shainadesai
  15. Mindy Kaling
    Suggested by   @ericagogo
  16. Mindy Kaling
    Suggested by   @gayla
  17. Sir David Attenborough
    He's pretty much the best orater.
    Suggested by   @shainadesai
  18. Michael Sheen
    Suggested by   @curtis
  19. Peter Coyote
    Suggested by   @MatthewAlmont
  20. John Mulaney
    Suggested by   @natahathan
  21. Rosie Perez
    Suggested by   @CaptainCarrigan
  22. Tina Fey.
    Suggested by   @jacib
  23. Garrison Keillor
    He knows how to tell a story.
    Suggested by   @jannychan
  24. Gillian Anderson....or Emma Thompson. I can't decide.
    Suggested by   @nervesofscared
  25. Nick Offerman
    Suggested by   @cfindleymeier
  26. David Sedaris
    Suggested by   @jennybird
  27. Lindsay Lohan
    Suggested by   @shanaz
  28. Alec Baldwin
    Suggested by   @eatthelove
  29. Meryl Streep
    Then I would have to get a farm in Africa. Just so she could say "I had a farm in Africa."
    Suggested by   @jaidub
  30. Parker Posey
    Idk I feel like she could capture ~me~
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  31. Alan Alda
    Suggested by   @lame
  32. Gilbert Gottfried
    Suggested by   @fedpowell
  33. These two. They can take turns.
    Suggested by   @rulesofjinx
  34. Sarah vowell, only possible choice
    Suggested by   @kastidham
  35. Mindy!
    Suggested by   @J_Mo
  36. Aubrey Plaza
    She would be able to make my seemingly mundane life a little better. I would also want her to play me if it ever became a biopic.
    Suggested by   @michellejennifer
  37. Ira Glass
    Suggested by   @monest
  38. Ewan Mcgregor
    Suggested by   @kcupcaker
  39. Liev Schrieber, please and thank you.
    Suggested by   @lrcolleran
  40. Chelsea Peretti
    Suggested by   @hmcgill
  41. shonda rhimes
    Suggested by   @crying
  42. Karl Pilkington
    Suggested by   @scottiep7
  43. Ron Howard
    Suggested by   @spgi1964
  44. June Squibb
    Suggested by   @KelseyHarper
  45. Amy Poehler...listening to audiobook of Yes Please changed my life
    Suggested by   @empassini
  46. Jeremy Irons
    Suggested by   @jenna
  47. Lena Dunham 100%
    She's so articulate and I love the sound of her voice. Killed it on her podcast Women of the Hour. Also I feel like the character of her voice really suits the nature of my life. A voice. Of a generation. @lenadunham
    Suggested by   @dubstep
  48. Kristen Bell
    Suggested by   @margotc
  49. H Jon Benjamin
    Suggested by   @quinnps
  50. Jim Dale
    In the Hermione voice
    Suggested by   @quinnps
  51. Vin Scully
    Suggested by   @bdot
  52. Christopher Walken
    Suggested by   @BGreene1
  53. Maria Bamford
    And this legitimately is her recording it.
    Suggested by   @lizabeth
  54. Kevin Spacey. 200%
    Suggested by   @sethomas
  55. Jim Dale
    Suggested by   @justjills
  56. David McCullough
    Suggested by   @theranman