…when they’re not busy picking out sofas for their new virtual reality sex dungeons.
  1. Why Isn’t America Paying Attention to Trevor Noah?
    Watch Jon Stewart absolutely DESTROY — wait, whoops, sorry, no Jon Stewart here. Coincidentally, this might also be why nobody’s watching the Daily Show. http://slate.me/1PMHd1Y
  2. Help! My Kids and I Moved Back in With My Abusive Parents
    Family: can’t live with ‘em, can’t live…with ‘em. http://slate.me/1K7dbtc
  3. Nate Silver Said Donald Trump Had No Shot. Where Did He Go Wrong?
    His first mistake was relying on math instead of Jesus. http://slate.me/1RJfMfq
  4. SNL Skewers the Oscars’ Overwhelming Whiteness in This Great Award Show Sketch
    Mocking the Oscars > Watching the Oscars http://slate.me/1WHbapx
  5. Why the GOP Establishment is Pretending to Warm to Donald Trump
    What’s a nice egomaniacal billionaire like you doing in a skeezy political election like this, anyway? http://slate.me/1PgMYbS