WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS READING

…when they’re not busy picking out sofas for their new virtual reality sex dungeons.
  1. Why Isn’t America Paying Attention to Trevor Noah?
    Watch Jon Stewart absolutely DESTROY — wait, whoops, sorry, no Jon Stewart here. Coincidentally, this might also be why nobody’s watching the Daily Show. http://slate.me/1PMHd1Y
  2. Help! My Kids and I Moved Back in With My Abusive Parents
    Family: can’t live with ‘em, can’t live…with ‘em. http://slate.me/1K7dbtc
  3. Nate Silver Said Donald Trump Had No Shot. Where Did He Go Wrong?
    His first mistake was relying on math instead of Jesus. http://slate.me/1RJfMfq
  4. SNL Skewers the Oscars’ Overwhelming Whiteness in This Great Award Show Sketch
    Mocking the Oscars > Watching the Oscars http://slate.me/1WHbapx
  5. Why the GOP Establishment is Pretending to Warm to Donald Trump
    What’s a nice egomaniacal billionaire like you doing in a skeezy political election like this, anyway? http://slate.me/1PgMYbS