1. Anti-Vaxxers Go Nuts When Mark Zuckerberg Posts Photo of Daughter at Doctor Office
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    If nobody's going to make the obvious joke about someone needing a rabies shot, then fine. We’ll do it. We’re not proud of ourselves, though. http://slate.me/1PkyhR0
  2. Help! My Adult Son Lives At Home But Pretends We Don’t Exist
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    It would be cool if ghosts wrote that letter. They probably didn’t, but you can always hope. The world should have a little magic. http://slate.me/1l30uDL
  3. House Republicans Stupidly Use Gay ‘Jeopardy!’ Star As Face of Snapchat Campaign
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    What is, “The Latest Sideshow in an Escalating Circus of Chaos and Stupidity That Won’t Stop Until We’re All Too Numbed and Cynical To Breathe”, Alex? http://slate.me/1Zja96S
  4. Ted Cruz Birthers Aren’t Going Away, And the GOP Seems Totally Cool With That
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    According to sources, a plurality of Republicans are also down with OPP. http://slate.me/1Sh7qf5
  5. Obama Needs to Make This the Most Explicitly Partisan State of the Union Speech Ever
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    The President must remind us all that it is imperative to crush the freedom fighters before the rainy season, and promise a shiny new donkey for whomever brings him the head of Colonel Montoya. What? No, it’s a joke. Jesus, is anyone here old enough to remember ‘The Simpsons’? http://slate.me/1l3k174