It’s time to spend way too much time pondering a hypothetical question you saw on the Internet!
  1. Pretend you’re at a friend’s birthday party.
  2. You don’t recognize anyone there, but you’re determined to be social.
  3. So you walk up to a stranger and introduce yourself.
  4. What do you imagine that person is thinking?
  5. Oh god I think he caught me eye fucking him.
    Suggested by @aus10
  6. I can't tell if she's 18 and drinking to be a rebel or over 21 and has a baby face
    Suggested by @libby92