5 photos on my phone, chosen at random

This should be terrifying
  1. Homework
    Well as a student who actually works hard in school, my camera roll is filled with these pictures that I send to the slackers. Sometimes I'll see someone from another class copying it from their phones... Makes me feel famous.
  2. This one speaks for itself
  3. Haha oh scully... You scallywag
  4. I was sober when I took this I swear!
    Based on the the other pictures and my writing, guess which one is me...
  5. Yup, I'll just leave it at this