1. Hmm...
  2. No that can't be
  3. I haven't made a list in months!
  4. What are the odds the list app has sucked me back into its addicting vortex?
  5. Drawn me back into its warm embrace?
  6. With its friendly community
  7. And dorky references
  8. And nerdy references
  9. And feminist references
  10. Why, that sounds totally unlikely!
  11. And a new hashtag button on the keyboard?!
  12. How hip!!!!
  13. Nope
  14. Definitely not making another list.
  15. Definitely not doing that.
  16. Hello again, list app!!!!