1. Why does it look sooooo good when it's very dirty?
  2. Why do I get these untamable baby curls around my forehead?
  3. When will 80s hair come back?
  4. When will side ponies come back?
  5. Does your hair actually get used to shampoo and conditioner, so that you have to change every so often?
  6. Why does it sometimes hurt as if it's very heavy on my scalp?
  7. Why did that never used to happen and now it does?
  8. Why are you half straight half curly half frizzy?
  9. Why do I have these random blonde strands, like tiny permanent highlights?