Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer characters, ranked.

Coming at you next, Frosty.
  1. 13.
    Santa Claus
    The fucking WORST.
  2. 12.
    Head Elf
    aka second worst. Why are you yelling?
  3. 11.
    Donner (Rudolph's Dad)
    Supreme Asshole
  4. 10.
    All of the other reindeer
  5. 9.
    Abominable Snow Monster
    What are you ever doing? Why are you even here?
  6. 8.
    Yukon Cornelius
    Misplaced values but saves the day!
  7. 7.
    Mrs. Donner (Rudolph's mom)
    At least she tried
  8. 6.
    I believe in you, Hermey!
  9. 5.
    Baby Rudolph is everything.
  10. 4.
    The sweetest heart
  11. 3.
    Sam the Snowman
    Can I have a hug?
  12. 2.
    The misfit toys
    And special mention: Flying Lion wearing a crown, Seal with banjo, Squirrel that collects and measures gold nuggets.
  13. 1.
    Mrs. Claus
    The real boss