Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer characters, ranked.
Coming at you next, Frosty.
- •Santa ClausThe fucking WORST.
- •Head Elfaka second worst. Why are you yelling?
- •Donner (Rudolph's Dad)Supreme Asshole
- •All of the other reindeerDicks.
- •Abominable Snow MonsterWhat are you ever doing? Why are you even here?
- •Yukon CorneliusMisplaced values but saves the day!
- •Mrs. Donner (Rudolph's mom)At least she tried
- •HermeyI believe in you, Hermey!
- •RudolphBaby Rudolph is everything.
- •ClariceThe sweetest heart
- •Sam the SnowmanCan I have a hug?
- •The misfit toysAnd special mention: Flying Lion wearing a crown, Seal with banjo, Squirrel that collects and measures gold nuggets.
- •Mrs. ClausThe real boss