Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer characters, ranked.
Coming at you next, Frosty.
- 13.Santa ClausThe fucking WORST.
- 12.Head Elfaka second worst. Why are you yelling?
- 11.Donner (Rudolph's Dad)Supreme Asshole
- 10.All of the other reindeerDicks.
- 9.Abominable Snow MonsterWhat are you ever doing? Why are you even here?
- 8.Yukon CorneliusMisplaced values but saves the day!
- 7.Mrs. Donner (Rudolph's mom)At least she tried
- 6.HermeyI believe in you, Hermey!
- 5.RudolphBaby Rudolph is everything.
- 4.ClariceThe sweetest heart
- 3.Sam the SnowmanCan I have a hug?
- 2.The misfit toysAnd special mention: Flying Lion wearing a crown, Seal with banjo, Squirrel that collects and measures gold nuggets.
- 1.Mrs. ClausThe real boss