THINGS DR. COX CARES AS LITTLE ABOUT AS JD'S LAST WEEK OF RESIDENCY

Topical?
  1. Low carb diets
  2. Michael Moore
  3. The Republican National Convention
  4. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products
  5. Hi-def TV
  6. The Bush Daughters
  7. Wireless hotspots
  8. The OC
  9. The UN
  10. Recycling
  11. Getting Punk'd
  12. Danny Gans
  13. The Latin Grammys
  14. The real Grammys
  15. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much
  16. The Yankees payroll
  17. All the red states
  18. All the blue states
  19. Every hybrid car
  20. Every talk show host
  21. Everything on the planet
  22. Everything in the solar system
  23. Everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything
  24. Everything that exists past, present and future in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions
  25. Oh
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  29. And Hugh Jackman.