stress the "impossible"
  1. Being completely immersed in nature, but know that a bug will NEVER touch me
  2. Being able to recall and eloquently describe all of the facts that support my argument
    Without pausing to think and without having to Google. Especially statistics.
  3. The ability to stop time whenever I have to deuce in public
    "You never saw me...."
  4. Parking within a mile of Chipotle
    This will never happen.