Impossible ways that life would be closer to perfect
stress the "impossible"
- •Being completely immersed in nature, but know that a bug will NEVER touch me
- •Being able to recall and eloquently describe all of the facts that support my argumentWithout pausing to think and without having to Google. Especially statistics.
- •The ability to stop time whenever I have to deuce in public"You never saw me...."
- •Parking within a mile of ChipotleThis will never happen.