1. It's ok to be a dick
  2. What you did was incredibly brave
  3. With some lube and tenacity anything can be done
  4. You're being an asshole
  5. I missed you
  6. I'm proud of you
  7. There's more rum in the kitchen
  8. Cunty bitches
    Sometimes this is the only phrase to describe a gaggle of mean girls!
  9. You need to get drunk, make him drive
    My grandma had just passed away on my way to a Dave Matthews concert. I was supposed to drive, but she ran interference. We snuggled so much that night. I am forever grateful.