Some of the greatest things my best friend has ever said to me
- •It's ok to be a dick
- •What you did was incredibly brave
- •With some lube and tenacity anything can be done
- •You're being an asshole
- •I missed you
- •I'm proud of you
- •There's more rum in the kitchen
- •Cunty bitchesSometimes this is the only phrase to describe a gaggle of mean girls!
- •You need to get drunk, make him driveMy grandma had just passed away on my way to a Dave Matthews concert. I was supposed to drive, but she ran interference. We snuggled so much that night. I am forever grateful.