This apartment is a real fucking problem.

This place was what I needed when I needed it, but house hunting begins soon! Here's a little tribute to everything I will not miss.
  1. This big beautiful bitch.
    Oh it does very little.
  2. These cigarette stains.
    Ew.
  3. And these cigarette stains.
    Seriously?
  4. Which leads me to the smell.
    So much cleaning, but it only went smelling like deep fried cigarettes to a hotel room that used to be "smoking".
  5. This is my view from my backdoor.
    What the what?! Is that an escape route? Should I have an escape route? Is someone trying to break in? Should I put bars on the windows?!
  6. And the final touch...
    That's the carpet in my kitchen. IN MY KITCHEN.
  7. I've had some good times here, but bye.