"What are your intentions with my son?"

I'm met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. Nerves....
  1. Show up at Caddy's Tap House.
    Order a pint immediately.
  2. In walks his mom.
    Very friendly looking. Reminds me of my own mom.
  3. Boyfriend goes to the bathroom.
    Noooooooo! I'm not ready, yet!
  4. Boyfriend mom, "So what are your intentions with my son?"
    Seriously? We're in our thirties.
  5. This answer could set the tone for the entire relationship.
    I'm starting to sweat.
  6. Pressure is building.
    Say something, dummy!
  7. "Um...pure?"
  8. She laughs uncontrollably.