Best advice I've ever received

  1. That's not chocolate
  2. The toes you step on today are connected to the ass you kiss tomorrow
  3. Shut up. Just don't say it, seriously
  4. Mostly all of it is none of your business
  5. Still shut up.
  6. Just say sorry already
  7. Don't wear those jeans anymore
  8. We cease fighting everyone and everything.