Reasons I'm going to divorce him or slit his throat.

A collection from the women of the office
  1. He can't put his beer glass in the Dishwasher
  2. He can't put his bottle caps in the garbage
  3. He can't put his beer bottles in the recycling
  4. He leaves his toenail clippings in the bathtub
  5. He doesn't wash peanut butter off the knife
  6. He doesn't put his coffee mugs in the dishwasher
    For some reason he is able to put his plates in the dishwasher
  7. He talks at me too much before 7 AM
  8. He leaves old coffee in the coffee pot when he makes new coffee