BAPTISTS, RANKED

  1. 1.
    First Baptists
    First by default.
  2. 2.
    Scott Baptist
    High school friend. Big guy with a big heart.
  3. 3.
    Anabaptists
    Predecessors of the Amish and Mennonites, simple people, all about building community and re-baptizing.
  4. 4.
    Southern Baptists
    Pretty much the worst.