CANARIES IN MY "TIME TO DO LAUNDRY" COAL MINE

What are your drawer bottom dwellers?
  1. A pair of Gap pink flamingo boxer shorts that I've had for about seven years
  2. A free XXL t-shirt promoting a failed startup that I got at a trade show
  3. Tiki-themed novelty socks given to me by my mother some distant Christmas ago
  4. My mowin' jeans