COMPLAINTS I'M HEARING ABOUT THIS GRILLED CHEESE I JUST MADE FOR MY SON

  1. It's too hot
  2. It's steaming
    Because it's hot
  3. It's not a quesadilla
  4. The bread has "spots"
  5. There's a hair in it
    This is legit
  6. It's hanging off the plate
  7. The cheese is stringy
  8. The crust hurts
  9. It's too cold