FRIEND POSTS ON SOCIAL MEDIA TODAY THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE I'M WASTING MY LIFE

The List App excluded, of course
  1. "If you have the chance, I highly recommend trying Croatian prosciutto from the Dalmatian Coast."
  2. "Happy to report that Prince in person is exactly the cool weirdo I expected."
  3. "Does anyone have any medieval clothes I can borrow to wear to the Waldorf Medieval Games tomorrow?"
  4. "Here's a NYT profile about me and my fight against microbeads."
  5. "Mini Matcha beignets and garlic bread croissant. 12:31pm."
  6. "I think my boat may be overpowered and needs a new headsail. Anyone have recommendations?"