GADGETS TO HELP YOU SLACK OFF AT WORK

Kickstarter forthcoming
  1. Ever-Spin
    A small motor that slowly turns your chair at a rate of one turn per minute, giving the appearance of someone just having rushed off to a meeting.
  2. Steam Buddy
    Tall ceramic coffee mug that emits steam, suggesting a recently poured cup of shitty office coffee. USB rechargeable heating element slowly heats water to steam point, one fill lasts up to two hours and can be started with a timer. Ideal for late morning arrivals.
  3. Emissionmate
    Record your own sneeze, cough or heavy sigh on this discreet portable speaker and replay for your co-workers at intervals meant to mimic your presence. Record up to five sounds, pattern customizable by day of week.