Viva la Draft Week! Originally Inspired by @vp's great list of rando celebrities from Tampa. These are the bland places--malls, subdivisions, shopping centers--that meant so much to me as a kid and sound like nowhere in reflection. I started researching and listing these and got terribly depressed so I abandoned it. Add yours if you dare.
  1. Northdale
  2. Westshore
  3. Bayshore
  4. Harbor Island
  5. The Palms
  6. Lake Park
  7. University Square
  8. Forest Hills
    There are neither of these things in Tampa
  9. Brandon
    I'm sure there are plenty of nice people named Brandon, but I can't get past the name, which just means "dull, flat, adjacent malls" right?
    Suggested by @vp
  10. Southlands
    Suggested by @krissy
  11. Middlebury
    Big bunch of blah in Connecticut. Coolest place I knew as a kid because it had a lake you could swim in.
    Suggested by @linzamauve