HEADLINES FROM TODAY'S NEWS THAT UPSET ME
- •"Iggy Azalea reveals she got breast implants to 'match her bottom'"
- •"Facebook: The Next Home of the New York Times?"Please God no
- •"Steve Jobs: F*ck Neil Young"Oh no he din't
- •"Jupiter May Be Behind The Mysterious Gaping Hole in Our Solar System"Fuck you Jupiter you have no right
- •All the Ted Cruz ones