1. An NPR personality says "Deez Nuts"
  2. A Whole Foods cashier praises one of my purchases
  3. I see a guy blowing leaves from one side of the street to the other
  4. I don't have enough cash on me to leave/give a tip where it's warranted
  5. Someone says 'ying' and yang
  6. My son asks to wear this shirt that is basically an Ed Hardy/Thomas The Train collab
  7. I'm reminded some people think Donald Trump would be an acceptable president.
    Suggested by   @dev
  8. I witness someone ordering a Starbucks drink with more than 7 syllables.
    Get a fucking coffee.
    Suggested by   @dev
  9. Cell degeneration continues unabated.
    Suggested by   @gwcoffey
  10. Someone incorrectly corrects grammar on Facebook.
    Suggested by   @alissamaynot
  11. Open up (insert latest dating app)
    Suggested by   @MissBicks
  12. Any time someone smacks their knuckles on the table to accentuate a NOT important point in their blabbering on - ONLY Kevin Spacey can get away with knuckle-rapping. @jeanettedonnarumma votes yass to this too
    Suggested by   @emilyrieger
  13. When in the midst of an already long story the person says, "to make a long story short."
    Suggested by   @alliemcj
  14. Someone turns off the radio in the middle of a song rather than waiting for the end of fading it out.
    OCD much? Maybe.
    Suggested by   @bookishclaire