I DONT OFTEN ______, BUT WHEN I DO I GO COMPLETELY OVERBOARD

  1. Shop at Costco
  2. Add croutons to a salad
  3. Sit down with a pint of ice cream
  4. Shave parts of my body other than my face
  5. Eat a shrimp cocktail ring
  6. Prune a shrub
  7. Research natural disasters that could realistically affect me
  8. Drink chocolate milk
    Suggested by   @Nicholas
  9. Decorate a cake
    Suggested by   @danrobert
  10. Play mini golf
    Suggested by   @danrobert
  11. Pick a fight with a rude stranger about something annoying they did
    Suggested by   @danrobert
  12. Deviate from my standard Pornhub categories
    Suggested by   @bjnovak
  13. Speak Dutch
    Suggested by   @dave
  14. Fry food
    So much fried chicken, fried hand pies and fried onion rings/strings. My heart just seizes up thinking about it.
    Suggested by   @eatthelove
  15. Check out random symptoms on web MD.
    Suggested by   @ktenkely
  16. Buy fancy hand soaps
    Suggested by   @sally
  17. buy domain names
    Suggested by   @elooto
  18. visit the Multnomah Whiskey Library
    Suggested by   @elooto
  19. Diarrhea
    Suggested by   @bobbyhundreds
  20. Drink Dos Equis
    Suggested by   @Fatih
  21. "Sleep"
    Suggested by   @karen
  22. commit suicide
    ha jk sorry to go dark, no offense, anyone
    Suggested by   @Dustin
  23. Listen to Yacht Rock
    Suggested by   @marcopolo
  24. Nilla Wafers
    Suggested by   @lucas
  25. buy equipment for hobbies
    Suggested by   @lucas
  26. Take a nap
    Incense, enya, all of the pillows
    Suggested by   @originalamericantrt
  27. Buy cleaning supplies
    Mrs Meyers smells soooooo good. $60 of cleaning supplies good.
    Suggested by   @originalamericantrt
  28. Shower
    Suggested by   @jeremysomething
  29. eat costco hot dogs
    Suggested by   @idaho44
  30. karaoke 🎶🎶
    Suggested by   @boygirlparty
  31. Go overboard
    Suggested by   @uncensored
  32. Stalk acquaintances of acquaintances on Instagram
    Suggested by   @uhohlivia