MOVIE AND TV THEMES I JUST CAN'T HANDLE SINCE BECOMING A DAD

HELP I'M LOSING MY EDGE
  1. Kids in peril
    Kidnappings, kids separated from their parents, kids on sinking boats or crashing airplanes, babies born into zombie apocali--NO THANK YOU
  2. Wrongful accusations/imprisonment
    Husband or wife wakes up next to their dead spouse with no memory of what happened and then spends the next 90 minutes trying to convince everyone they didn't do it--LEAVING THE ROOM
  3. Animal deaths
    Never liked this one but now it's completely intolerable, even a kid flushing their dead goldfish down the toilet--NAH
  4. Human trafficking
    Group of immigrants trapped in a sinking boat or suffocating truck, women sold into slavery--PASS
  5. Hostage situations and/or torture
    Especially torture, I just can't.