PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE MIDWIFERY WAITING ROOM

  1. The young couple holding hands, gazing into each other's eyes and whispering to each other
  2. Hot magazine dads
  3. The pregnant solo mom with toddler in tow who doesn't give a damn that he's spraying hand sanitizer in the fish tank because it's all just too much
  4. The Somalian couple with limited English being talked to extra loudly by the receptionist
  5. The pregnant woman with dreadlocks and a perma smile because all seven of her chakras are in alignment
  6. My wife and I, ravenously doing shit on our phones because this is basically a tiny vacation