1. Wild Boar
    Regular pork is good enough
  2. Sliders
    Regular size burgers are good enough
  3. Squid Ink Pasta
    Squid inkless pasta is good enough
  4. Pork Belly
    Well cured bacon is good enough
  5. Ciabatta and Brioche Sandwiches
    A regular soft roll is good enough
  6. Truffle oil
    Olive oil and a little salt is good enough
  7. Walnuts on my pizza
    This only applies to the pizza place down the street from me
  8. Balut
    Suggested by @ChrisK
  9. The photo-radar speeding ticket I got in Sedona.
    Suggested by @gwcoffey
  10. Artisnal
    Suggested by @joanna
  11. Subpoenas
    Jury duty is good enough
    Suggested by @Jim
  12. Man
    We all get it; it's a frickin' cookbook.
    Suggested by @evanp