POWERPOINT SLIDES I WOULD BE HAPPY TO NEVER SEE AGAIN
- •PyramidsOh, some things are more important than other things? Really?? And don't try turning it upside down motherfucker, I can still tell it's a pyramid.
- •FunnelsUnless you are literally making delicious sausage, GTFO with these funnels.
- •ConesThis is just a non functioning funnel of stale ass content. Move along.
- •Stock Photos of People YellingYes my marketing should be targeted and yes I already knew that so no I will not be paying you for this presentation.
- •This clip artI cannot believe this is still being used in 2015 without irony. Go straight to Indiana if you have used this in a presentation since 1998.
- •Any shape that is not in any way related to the concept supposedly being illustrated.Why are those 4 "company values" in a circle of arrows? WHY? And why is that list of Q3 goals hovering over a triangle?Suggested by @johnnyartpants
- •Animated text or images sliding in/fading in or funky slide transitionsSuggested by @kate