QUESTIONS I'M TEMPTED TO SEND TO HIGH MAINTENANCE AIR BNB HOSTS
Especially the ones who are clearly illegally renting their unit and ask you to keep a low profile during your stay.
- •"Can you please to tell me which drugs are being legal in your country thank you so much?"
- •"What is your building's policy on companion goats?"
- •"My party will be in town to audition for Stomp!, is the unit equipped with metal garbage can lids and if so how many?"
- •"Could you please rate your neighbors' comfort level with the naked human body?"
- •"Have any of your previous guests reported issues with ghosts?"
- •"Could you please sign and return the attached location release for the filming of Austrian Death Machine's new music video?"
- •How many cats did you have when you were last here? ...Oh. Okay. No, I think it's fine.Suggested by @Aliiice